I don’t know if this is real – and I am too lazy to do a background check. I have better things to do like wallow in self-pity.

Check this out – The vibrating Harry Potter Broom for kids – Here

It is real, I had to make sure! – here

Someone told me that this was over a year old, I don’t really care because it is funny, But I guess I should make it clear that I am aware that this isn’t anything innovative. Fuck you!

I love the reviews:

Keep the batteries out!, December 26, 2001
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ

This toy was #1 on my daughter’s Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn’t until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on—what were the creators of this toy thinking? She’ll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

GREAT TOY!, June 11, 2002
Reviewer: Ashley from TX

My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter’s friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! 🙂

Harry Potter Toy, Review, August 28, 2002
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA

I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He’s a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.

Excellent!, June 11, 2002
Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio

When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I recommend this for all children.


Update: I found out this is an old story, old like from Last Year old, not old like your prebubescent sister…oh wait that would be young..

you know what i mean…i am not down with internet

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