Our dead celebrity of the day is Alan Thicke. The multi-talented host of Pictionary. The dad in Kirk Cameron’s breakthrough series Growing Pains, the composer of the Wheel of Fortune Theme song…. the composer of the Facts of Life theme song, that bitch tootie is worth a round…

Thicke with lover

Alan Thicke launched his career as Rene Simards manager. For those of you who don’t know, Rene Simard was the Quebec version of Britney Spears. Guy Cloutier, a Quebec media mogul and the person who launched Rene Simards career was recently charged with sexually molesting 12 year old girls. Rumor is that Alan was in on this and would take Rene to the zoo…if you know what I mean.

Today – We commemorate Alan Thicke for all his life changing work, and we acknowledge the bus that ran him, and his career over.

Here (warning high-tech power point effects)

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