I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2004

20

Dec

I am – Lohan In Playboy

Check this out…

LOHAN SHOOTS DOWN PLAYBOY SPECULATION
Redhead actress LINDSAY LOHAN has expressed her horror at reports she considered gracing the pages of men’s magazine PLAYBOY.
While the 18-year-old FREAKY FRIDAY star admits she was approached by the adult publication, she insists it was never to do a nude spread. She explains, “I’m not doing Playboy, no. Never. They contacted my publicist and they asked if I would do their 20 questions spread, which is not a nude photo that they do with it. It’s a regular photo.
“But I do have a DISNEY movie coming out and a young fan base and I’m not interested in doing Playboy right now in my life.

Notice “NOT INTERESTED RIGHT NOW IN HER LIFE”

Translation is, “when I snort all my money up my nose, and I can’t secure another acting gig, because my Tatem O’Neal image doesn’t support my talentless disney gigs/records/tv shows that I get, this false sense of security my sudden popularity has given me, also greatly contributes to my future falling down, that being said, when I am broke, waiting for my next fix, I will take playboy up on their offer, it may be that boost I need in my career, to get me in the face of the public again”.

Lohan, although your breasts will be a little saggier, I will save a dance for you…and by dance I mean, erection from the future spread.

LOVE – Jesus

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