I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2004

27

Dec

I am – Spam of the day

Welcome Back,

The girls had a FANTASTIC christmas, the La Perla lingerie was a huge success…and I was in a place called heaven when they gave me my gift which consisted of a hot fashion show…with a lot of booze, a lot of food, and a whole lot of young fresh skin….

The Drunken Stepfather Revival begins today – tell your friends!

Our Spam of the day is:

To: drunkjesus@gmail.com

From:Carlo Norton

Subject: Deandre the party starts at 10

So last week I told you the secret about how porn stars stay hard after they cum.

What I forgot to tell you was how incredibily rock hard you will be.

I’m not joking. You will be harder than you can possibily imagine.

It will feel so good you will cry with ecstacy.

Not to mention that you will also be thicker and longer.

Doesn’t deeper inside her sound too good to be true?

If you don’t know what I am talking about, then you have never tried Cialis.

Give your life a new meaning right here.

***WARNING***

She will fall in love with you!

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