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2005

04

Jan

I am – Down With Jessica Simpson’s Nip Slip and Virginity

I was reading, I sometimes do, especially when it comes to big breasted pop stars and their perverted dads. I have dreams of taking my girls to the top then talking about how great their breasts look when they don’t wear bras….I came across this interesting quote on CelebNewswire.com about Jessica Simpson’s Virginity and what Joe Simpson had to do with it…

He made Jessica pledge her virginity until she married, during a ceremony when she was twelve years old.

Joe gave her a promise ring and vowed to be the only man in her life until she was properly wedded off, explaining,

“I’m going to tell you how beautiful you are every day. Even when you make a mistake, you are someone special. And I am going to be that person until the day you find a man to do that in my place.”

Joe was recently quoted saying :

“What better gift to give her husband? Never touched by another man.”

I did the same thing with my girls, only I didn’t enforce they keep their virginity, in fact I told them that no man wants to marry a virgin. I also told them I had to be in the room to supervise, to make sure they were doing it right. I never gave them a promise ring, rings are for pussies. Just so you know men, I learned them girls real good!

The Jessica Simpson Nip Slip is

HERE (could be a fake)

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