I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

07

Apr

I am – Keira Knightley in a Bikini

Pirates was a movie. Keira Knightly was a star, but bitch never got naked. She rocked the corset, made out with Johnny Depp, but no motherfucking nipples. That’s not going to change today, but we get a little closer with this set of bikini pictures. This reminds me of the time I tried to get with this girl and she wouldn’t put out. She showed me her tits a couple of time and even let me touch them, but that only happened when the risk of me never talking to her came up….she let me have a little nipple to keep me around….that’s how girls work, so with that prediction…when we all get bored of Keira and when people stop biggin’ her up and giving her jobs, she will turn to porn and we will all be lucky enough to see her dirty cooter…..

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