I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

07

Apr

I am – T-Shirt of the day

I don’t have a quality shot of what this looks like on a T-shirt but I can tell that it’s hot. It’s a naked girl dude, how could it not be hot. If you were to rock this all the bitches would be all up on you because girls are jealous creatures and wouldn’t understand why their naked image wasn’t on your shirt. That’s when you make the move and say bitch, we don’t need your naked body on my shirt, I need it on my face, and you will get your loser ass laid. It really is that easy. I am glad I could be of assistance in making your fantasies a reality. I expect you to buy this shirt and send me the motherfucking love story, I would also appreciate being invited to your wedding, because weddings are what lonely bridesmaids are made of….if that didn’t make sense, don’t blame me, blame the perscription pills I have been taking recreationally bitch.

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