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2005

18

May

I am – Back from my Worldy Adventures….

I am not allowed to go into all the details as to why I was away, and no one really needs to worry about that shit, because I am back, for now. I had a lot of downtime that I used to question my life, and think that my new outlook will do us all some good. I am tired of going against the grain trying to take down everyone and everything around me. This self-destructive behavior may be funny for you to watch, but I can’t really live with myself for being such a negative form of entertainment provider. I have decided that it is time for constructive contribution in society and that is why I am adopting an Guatemala toddler.I am going to give her a home, nurture her and give her everything I never had. I will feed her McDonald’s, and when she is ripen, like a freshly picked guava, I am going to make her wear bootyshorts around the house and shower in front of me…it’s a small price for her to pay to have a normal family….

This is a picture of beautiful Maria, and if you feel the need to jump on the Guatemala adoption train….

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