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2005

15

Aug

I am – Band T-Shirts

I shouldn’t be one to dis other people’s style. I am sitting here behind a computer, in soiled underwear and a crusty white t-shirt I got 15 years ago. When you get older and have expenses like supporting a useless lazy fucking wife and her 2 kids, it kinda leaves my disposable income hurting. Not that I really care, because lookin’ homeless is hype, and all you motherfuckers who spend your parent’s hard earn money on copying my look are fucking idiots…I am telling you the homeless look is in right now, and people are droppin 300 dollars on shit stained jeans. I come from the school where we believe if you want shit stained jeans, go out buy a bottle of moonshine and drink the shit, your bound to piss or shit yourself, but at least you know you aren’t a poser bitch. I got issues with band t-shirts too, they were all the rage a few months ago and I never understood why a kid would want to rock a reproduction of a ’70s album/concert. I never claim to know everything, but I truly believe that band t-shirts are some Old Navy shit and no one with any sense of style would be caught dead in one. That said, Paris’ homosexual friend’s got a Judas Priest shirt on, I am sure he was a huge fan back in ’86, when he was 2.

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