I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

15

Aug

I am – Longoria in a Bikini


I love how everytime a celebrity, and I use that term loosely, because I don’t really think being a soap opera star really makes you a celebrity. I think the television star is a lower grade of fame than people in movies, and that people who are in movies look down on those in TV. When they see them make a move from TV to the big screen they chuckle amongst themselves while sipping champange and cutting lines of coke. That’s pretty much a given though and I am just stating the obvious, and there is nothing funny in what I just said, but I am sure that people on TV are the punchline of most jokes, like any minority in everyday society…you know how you were out dropping “fat” jokes the other day, well replace the dumb “fat” part with any TV star and you just had a hollywood conversation. It’s like highschool all over again, only this time everyone’s a millionaires and good looking. I kinda feel bad for Eva, girl just wants to get a tan and go for a swim and perverts like you are jerking off to her pics 4 days later. It’s pretty dirty. Once you finish cumming, sit back and think about it for a second, your usual masturbation guilt should be much stronger than usual….and yes your dead granny is watching you sick fuck.

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