I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

23

Nov

I am – Sarita Stella's Micro Bikini

Sarita Stella is a Price is Right model. A job that is looked-up upon by trailer trash 22 year old single mom’s on welfare. I don’t think any model sets out in life to work for the Price is Right, but on a positive note this bitch also models micro-Bikinis. I don’t really understand the craze with this shit, other than the fact that it’s probably the sluttiest thing a middle-aged lonely mother who is way too comfortable with her body can rock at the beach. These things get sheer when they are wet and barely cover up the parts we want covered up, like your dirty cellulite tattoo and your tattoo of a rose; Minnie Driver. Point of the story is that this bitch is some useless model, down on her luck, taking whatever work she can get, but I know you’re a bunch of lonely people and I have no problem showing you what breasts look like. Even disgusting ones.

If you are a next-level stalker, feel free to join her modelling school, for a chance to meet her: HERE

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