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2006

12

Jan

Cindy Crawford Nose Picker

The main reason Cindy Crawford is a washed up supermodel is cuz she’s old and had too many babies. Preganancy is the worst STD, yes, worse than AIDS, don’t you watch the news, they have this AIDs cocktail that makes it so you don’t even have the disease. It’s like the cool-kids disease where pregnancy is for the losers in your highschool, the fat bitches no one spoke to, and babies destroy most lives and bodies they pass through. That’s why abortion is the best contraception and condoms are for pussies. But don’t take my word for it, try it out yourself and see how you like it. I am a big believer in “giving up”. When one aspect of your life falls apart, so does everything else, shit’s got a domino effect. The only thing that used to go up Crawford’s nose 10 years ago was high grade cocaine. Now that she’s a washed up mom she stuffs her fingers up there, in public. It’s all about having a little discretion you trashy cunt.

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