The thing I hate about Paris is that she is all about annoying fucking poses. I don’t even know the bitch and I find it fucking annoying, it’s like she’s fucking zoolander and all I can think about is taking a bitch like this for dinner and everytime you look at her, she’s rockin’ cliche poses. The chances of me meeting Paris are about as slim as me taking a bitch out for dinner, I was just writing in “hypothetical situations” to prove a point. Anyway, everything Paris does, everything she says, every pose she makes is a drawn out, planned and fake, and i only like fake bitches when they are real dolls, because real dolls don’t judge me for my inability to get erections. They are happy just cuddling.

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