I heard about these pics on some Canadian Gossip Television earlier today. I didn’t really act on it and hunt down these pics because I find Scarlett Johansson over-rated. She’s chubby and you can tell that bitch has attitude, like that she’s some kind of real talent or some shit that takes her job way too fucking seriously and thinks she’s way more important than she really is. I actually have no idea what I am talking about, but something about her makes me want to punch her in the face, and I am not talking about punching her with my dick. She’s dating Josh Hartnett, which I think it totally appropriate cuz he’s a total cunt too. Someone I met once had gone on a date with Josh Hartnett here in Montreal. The whole night he kept talking about his hair in Wicker Park and how hot it was. I am not fucking lying, I just don’t remember who it was who went on the date, but I do know that it happened because I don’t make up stories about people as lame as Hartnett, especially when the true stories are way funnier than anything I could think of. It seems like a lot of losers think this bitch is hot so here she is in a Bikini, masturbate while you still can, because eventually your prostate will be the size of a grapefruit too. Motherfuckers.
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