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2006

26

Apr

I am – Comparing the Simpson Sisters

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I wrote a post a couple weeks ago about Ashlee being the ugly sister.

Today I read:

Ashlee Simpson has joked that she is more attractive than sister Jessica.

The singer claims she is prettier than the ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ star, despite denying rumours of sibling rivalry in the past.

She is quoted in Scotland’s Daily Record newspaper as saying: “I’m taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers

…I got lucky because my chest size isn’t completely massive

I stand by what I originally said. Jessica is amazingly hot and Ashlee looks like she’s fresh out of the gutter. She’s got a Jewish inbred face, the kind you’d see in a highschool rendition of Fiddler on the Roof. Ironically, her singing talent is about that level too. There’s no competition between the sisters and this is just proof that Ashlee’s insecure about her useless little tits and the fact that she’s just a second rate Simpson, the one people go to when Jessica’s too busy to hang out. Eventually, this inferiority complex will get the best of her, and hopefully we’ll be watching Ashlee pole dance or if we’re really lucky, maybe she’ll just kill herself and get it over with, but that would be too easy, she’s more likely the kind of person who is going to make us listen to her gripe for the next 20 years about how she’s always been in her sister’s shadow. I hate people when people complain about not being good enough….Anyway, these pics are from after Australia, and it’s a bad shot of Jessica and she’s still better lookin. Oprah’s on. Time to go.

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