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2006

01

May

I am – Jessica Simpson Camel Toe


I am not a woman, and although my penis is very vagina-like, my fat thighs prevent my stretch pants from riding all up into my fleshy mound. Fortunately, that’s not the case for Jessica Simpson, she is out and about lookin’ like trash with a pair of yoga pants that are trying to knock her up, you know, crawling all up into her womb and trying making yoga pant babies with her. This goes to show you that no matter how rank the bitch looks on a given day, somebody or something’s trying to get up in it.

It reminds me of the year I only fucked the bar scraps, you know the gross bitches that go out to get laid but always end up lingering after last call because they are too disgusting for even the most desperate to fuck….well I always heard stories about the guys who would end up taking these nasty things home, and I had decided that I wanted to be one of those guys. I guess the lesson I learned is that no matter how gross, scabbed, acned-up, cellulite ridden a bitch is, she’s still got a mouth and a pussy….Every hole is a goal….

Bonus:

Our Step-StreetTeam sent in this pic of their barmaid’s camel toe. It didn’t turn out that well but still very sexy, or not.

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3 Responses

  1. Thank you for the post, I am very interested and was wondering if anyone else had any other related posts they could suggest. I enjoy writing articles myself and would like to gather as much information as I can.

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  3. L-Lysine : says:

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