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2006

03

May

I am – Kate Moss' Daughter is an Addict

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Kate Moss has a daughter named Lila. Kate Moss is a drug addict. Kate Moss probably didn’t quit smoking, drinking or blow while pregnant because drug addicts usually don’t. I know because my mother was a drug addict, an alcoholic and a whore back in Mexico in the ’70s, she didn’t stop when pregnant with me, in fact she didn’t even know she was pregnant with me until one night, while getting fucked by some American business man in town from a San Diego conference, she felt something fall out of her pussy and onto his dick, it was the placenta. If you are wondering, she had left me in toilet while preppin’ for the job too drunk to even notice cutting the umbilical cord or the fact that she had had a baby… the business man wasn’t so impressed, but he still finished off but didn’t pay her and she hated me from that point on for making her lose 15 dollars. I was lucky enough to inherit her addictive personality and the cold sores. Thanks Mom.

I was watching some show about how kids who eat candy are just like little crackwhores, you know spending their last penny on a fuckin’ bonbon for that sugar high, suckin’ dick in the playground or in some molesters van for promises of a lollipop. Well Kate Moss’ daughter is addicted to juice now and it’s obvious this shit’s only going to get worse. Next step will be sugar coated cereal, Tony the Tiger is right, they are fucking great and they ruined my fucking life, and by the time bitch is 17 she’ll be injecting heroin in some back alley abortion clinic or doing yay with her mom off Versace’s Tombstone… but the point of the post is not about addiction, it’s about Kate Moss and how the hell she got a baby to pass through her birth canal, she’s only 90 pounds, I am guessing she has a really big vagina. Cuddles.

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