I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

19

May

I am – Eva Longoria's Purple Outfit

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Here’s some fresh, wet-haired pictures of Longoria, everyone’s favorites Mexican desperate housewife. I think what I like about her is that she’s a cougar. She’s in 30 and banging some 21 year old NBA star. What I like even more about it, is that she goes on Oprah and openly tells the world how in love she is with this boy toy. From my experience in banging older chicks, they usually kept it secret from everyone, like I was their dirty secret. I guess the fact that the only old ladies I ever bagged were living in the Old Folks Home I was an orderly at, and the medication, old age and dementia probably made them forget. Again, another weak fuckin’ joke, but I am not the one reading this, you are. Cuddles.

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