Today was a bad day, one where I was tired, unmotivated and questioned why I do what I do on this site. I make no money, everyone thinks I am lame and not very funny, girls arenâ€™t knocking down my door to suck me off and Lohan isnâ€™t my wife yet. I keep on trucking, 1.5 years later so I took time off to go to Starbucks and watch my favorite Bum do his dance. I sat on the patio with gay black men, Jewish Heiresses, Medical Students and some other guy whoâ€™s just always around and gave girls walking by different ratings on how hot they were. I REMEMBERED that I do this because itâ€™s what I am supposed to do. Like a porn star is blessed with a big dick â€“ I am blessed with whatever the fuck you call this motherfucker.
Speaking of big dickâ€™s, hereâ€™s an interview I did with Donny Long, some porn star I never heard of. I sent him the questions a month ago, but he didnâ€™t dig the questions, but I somehow won him over today when I wrote him thisâ€¦.
it took me time to write you that interview
the least you could do is answer the motherfucker
you are pretty fucking lazy for someone who wants to get more visibility.
my site is big
now make it fucking happen motherfucker.
So a few hours later this is what I got from himâ€¦.We are NOW big fans of Donny â€“ so visit his site…and help make him famous…
Here we go:
How long are you and by you I mean your penis?
depends on the girl and how hard she makes me!!!!
Is your penis the reason you got into porn or was it nepotism?
I should ask about the girls you bang, otherwise my readers will think I am homo, speaking of homo, how many gay porns did you do to get into straight porn?
no gay porn never have, never will god made adam and eve not adam and steve
So does porn pussy stink or is that just the gutter slophole bitches who used to get drunk enough to let me go down on them?
no stink in porn girls they clean out before every scence
I saw you were in some squirting videos, is female ejaculation real or was the bitch just pissing all over the motherfucking place?
depends on the girl some girls piss some cum
My friend says it feels like someone is pinching the head of his dick, does that mean he has an STD?
maybe, i wouldnt know i never had one
Does being in porn help you land everyday pussy in clubs, you know like the hot college freshman bitches who you see on girls gone wild and if so do you rock a condom with them because I am pretty convinced they all have herpes.
i really dont have time to fuck outside of work i fuck twice a day everyday for work and as far as bitchs outside the biz i dont touch them because there not tested every month
Grover wants to know what hole is your favorite (mouth, ass, vagina)?
vagina of corse
When you do the gangbang scenes, do you find yourself lookin at the other guy’s cock?
dont do gang bangs
Do girls ever call you Donny Average when you’re done with them?
no nothing average there buddy
This is a link to his Gallery Page (NSFW)
This is a link to a Pic of him Not Having a Gang Bang… (that was sarcasm)(NSFW)
This is a link to His Bio (I didn’t read it…that’s the kind of research I do for this gig)