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2006

23

Jun

I am – Nelly Furtado at TRL of the Day

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Whenever I post on Nelly Furtado, I always want to rip into her for being Portuguese, but it’s not her fault she’s low class fisherman shit, it’s kind of a cultural thing, and if my culture was built on cod fish, I would stand proud at every motherfucker who makes fishing jokes around me.

What I do hate about this cunt, besides her busted up face and busted up body, and busted up music, and her inate ability to bait a hook (although convenient, not very lady-like), is that she is taking on Hip Hop now. Bitch is biting that cunt Fergie, who was a bigger piece of trash, until seeing the video with Nelly singing about being a slut. I guess she know’s all about being a slut, considering she’s got a fresh baby of her own, her vadge hasn’t even healed yet, and in order to get pregnant, must raw dog a cock and let that shit cum in your Uterus….just in case some of you still think the stork still drops babies off at the door because you are virgins….We’ve gone through this before. Cuddles.



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