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2006

11

Jul

I am – The First Person to Like David Arquette of the Day

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I remember when I would used to see David Arquette on TV and think to myself that this dude does not get laid. He was too fucking annoying to have any game and I was convinced he was destined to have a life of banging hookers or his brother, the post-op tranny…Then big eared Cox came into the picture, they got married and have brought in a useless STD into the world forever binding their love. I guess that teaches us two things, one that no matter how useless, lame and unfunny you are, some confused sitcom star will find your awkwardness charming. The other thing we have learnt is that I have absolutely no insight at all and you reading this was a waste of your time. Cuddles.

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