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2006

22

Jul

I am – The Pussy Cat Dolls Performing of the Day

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The Pussy Cat Dolls are whores. I remember when they first hit the scene as some exclusive burlesque show that celebrities hosted years ago (if you consider that slut Carmen Electra a celebrity)….they had it going on. They were strippers with a business sense and instead of being the usually pole rockin’, 10 dollar a dance slut, they were making big money from high profile people who considered what they were doing an art.

Every single time I have gone to the strippers, I have considered them to be their own kind of artist, and by artist I mean con artist. Those cunts always find a way to get me to give them all my money. Even the ugly ones.

I remember one time when I got a lap dance, while wearing a white linen suit, when I left their was a huge skid mark down my leg. So I guess bitch was a bit of an artist herself, only her paint was her shit and her easel was my pants.

Either way, the Dolls may have gone mainstream and here they are performing for a TV show, but they will always be stippers with an idea to me.

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