Or should I say that Hilary Duff’s lame rockstar boyfriend is getting in bed with little boys of the day, because by the look of this girl, she’s got to be rockin’ a dick. I guess it has to do with him being a twin, I remember reading somewhere that male twins are 10 times more likely to become faggot. I don’t know what the logic is, but maybe it is because twins are always naked and gettin’ their diapers changed together. When you aren’t a twin, pulling your dick out in front of other dudes never really feels right, unless you’re gay. I am convinced that the dudes at the gym, who are straight and under 40, are never fully comfortable being naked with dudes, they just think it’s what they are supposed to be because fags took over the locker room the day they found out they could watch other men change there, because let’s face it, if you were allowed in the ladies locker room, you’d be doing the same thing and the straight dudes took the gay dudes’ lead and were like “shit maybe I am supposed to be showering naked like that dude” and that’s the story of Hilary Duff.