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2006

27

Jul

I am – Naomi Watts Rides Men on Bikes of the Day

Everything with a Uterus, no matter how rotted out it is, has a hormonal inclination to make and raise babies. All the drugs in the back alley can’t take away this physiological predisposition a woman has, even if bitch is fucking crazed from syphilis and too cracked out to formulate a comprehensible sentence, she will always be ready to breast feed and nurture anything, nothing can stop that. I am not suggesting that Naomi Watts is a streetwhore, but if she was, and you were trying to land a free blowjob, you would have to tap into her motherly instinct and it isn’t easy, because although your penis is 3 inches, she will not buy that you are a needy child, no matter how hard you suck her titty.

You have to find common ground, make her feel for you, make her believe you have only stooped this low because your mom was never part of your life, the more you convince, the more likely she will start lactating and from my experience a mother rarely charges her kids for the hottest blowjob of their life. If you do a good job with the sad story and she’s convinced this blowjob is the one thing you need to go on living, the maternal insticnts that everything with a vagina has, will make her feel like she’s doing the right thing. It’s not easy to get a money hungry addict to oversee a fix, but it can be done, and it will be, just plan your story in advance and try not to laugh when she falls for it, which you won’t because deep down, I know you’re really sad.

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