I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

14

Aug

I am – Ana Turpin with a Naked Man of the Day

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I had no idea who this Ana Turpin bitch was, but I looked it up, because this is the internet and that’s what it does. It is also a place where you can seduce kids by pretending you’re 12 and setting up “meetings” in the park. Or you can use it to send the same myspace message to 200 people. Which is what I did and this is that message….

you would look good naked.
and you would be the kind of girl i would try to get pregnant by “accidentally” cutting the tip off the condom, pretending that it was a manufacturer’s defect….
maybe it’s my human need to procreate…but I think it’s those pants.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

This was the only response I got:

HEY ASS HOLE
You creaped out my girlfreind fag…
You and your insain comments about inpregnating here.

I cant believe you are a father.. you dont desirve children. I sure hope they dont follow in your footsteps. You are a discrace to mankind.. and all these other creeps on this site are screwed in the head ass well..

You need some mental help, you should be in a hospital.. Or are you already?

Im sure i will see you on the news one day!

LATER FUCK NUTS!

This was what I wrote him :

thanks…your new nickname is gonna be spell check.
i know that the jocks aren’t trained to write
i know they are too busy date raping bitches and hanging out naked in the shower checking out each other’s dicks.
i know that hazing rituals usually involve anal play
but it’s all to build team spirit.
you are a piece of shit low-life.
i get it.

You are the type of person i keep my girls away from….

Now learn how to take a fucking joke, do some fucking push-ups, and roofy up that same girlfriend who was creEped out by me….and when your done, you can go fuck yourself. But be sure to call the boys from the team in, I am sure they’d like to watch.

Whatca know about that? Homo.

Love

Jesus

That’s the first post of the week, and the first post I have had flacid cock in. I am sure it made some of you closet cases happy. I also hope it made you feel like you just wasted 5 minutes of your life (15 minutes for 95% of my reader who are foreign or retarded….). Now, go fuck yourself. CUDDLES.



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