I figured that since I have been posting links to some cocksucker’s site in my last 2 link dumps, it was time to give her a post of her own. The reason I call her fat is because she is fat. I know a lot of you get mad at me when I call girls fat. I assume it is because your girlfriends are fatter than the girls I call fat and you get insulted because you fuck fat girls, but if you think about it you should just be happy that even a fat girl would let you in her slophole. I guess it could also be that you are a fat girl who doesn’t think of yourself as fat because you are in denial, which is likely because I only seem to attract fat girls, it’s been a constant in my life. Either way I get shit on for saying it and I will get shit on for writing it here today about Armenia but remember her black dress is supposed to be thinning even as her hips try to bust out of it and Paris would NEVER hang out with anyone hotter than her. She is the type of girl you see at the bar with a troop of fat girls making a cockblock wall that you and your friends have to breakdown to get to the prize, usually involves banging the fat girl. That said, I realize that she’s definitely worth a round, even if she is fat and brown. Which brings us to another stepRULE or 2 or 3….
stepRULE 2: Every hole is a goal
stepRULE 3: With Fat Sluts, Come Fat Titties, Unless God Really Hates Them,
stepRULE 4: There is Nothing Funny About a Flat Chested Fat Girl
Still think it’s a stupid feature don’t you?