I came across a profile on Myspace that claimed to be Trish Stratus. So I messaged her asking her for an interview for the site. I am 95% sure this bitch is not the real Trish Stratus and that the person behind this profile is actually some 14 year old immigrant kid with no friends and a love of wrestling who lives somewhere in Canada and jerks off to her implants. Either way, This is what Trish Stratus’ myspace profile had to say. If it is really her, her spelling is as rough as her 6-pack abs and bitch should stick to doing sit-ups.

1- Were you into wrestling when you were a kid?

ABSOLUTLY, I REMEBER MY AND MY TO GUY CUZINS USED TO WATCH IT ALL THE TIME , THEY INTRIDUCED ME TO WRESTELING AT A YOUNG AGE SO I STARTED SEING THJEM EVERY MONDAY UNTILL I HAD THE CHANCE TO FINNALLY WRESTLE.

2- Who taught you how to wrestle? Was it your Stepfather?

NO IT’S NOT MY STEPFATHER??? WEN I ENTERED WWE FIT FINLEY TRAINED ME AND SOME MORE WWE DIVAS.

3- When did you realize you had sex appeal and who was the person to hammer that into your head? Was it your Stepfather?

IT WAS SOMEONE WHO REALLY LIKES TO FIRE PEOPLE! U NOW WHO OR AT LEAST THINK ABAUT IT!!

4- Were you ever a stripper, because I always thought of wrestling girls as the top of the Stripper Career Ladder.

LOL!!!!!!!! I DONT NOW ANY DIVA WHO USED TO BE A STRIPPER????

5- What are you working on now and what do you want me to make stepFAMOUS?

I’M WORKING ON MY SELF!!!!!!! LOL…

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