I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

19

Sep

I am – Jessica Biel’s Bra of the Day

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I think I have OCD. I saw these pics and even though I had nothing to say about them but I knew that the other sites who post them will get a ton of traffic for them. I also know that no one has posted these yet. So I have no choice but to post them because otherwise I wil sit here kicking myself in the ass about not posting them even though I really don’t care about them. See that’s the kinda shit that goes on in my head in running this piece of shit site. These are the useless stresses I have in my life. On a positive note, I have a lot of real stresses in my life like putting food on the table and paying rent and whether I am dying or not. So look at the pics.

Here’s a “song” I wrote 5 years ago when drunk. It’s really life-changing – in a negative way. Cuddles.

Bam Bam, I ate a ham,
The smell is sweet,
I know I can
Bam Bam
I ate a Ham
The color or your hair
Makes me a man
and you a ma’am
well ma’am can you do a hand stand?
Take of your pants and do it again…

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