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2006

26

Sep

I am – PETA Needs Hotter Protesters of the Day

I am all for bitches getting naked for a cause, but I usually like when that cause is buying their baby formula. I like the desperation in their eyes as they rub their asses on my jock. It’s just a work ethic thing. These PETA bitches usually get naked for their cause, but here these bitches are just busted up old hippy lesbians who were touched by their daddy’s when they were kids. You get more bees with honey or whatever that expression is….

Speaking of getting touched by her daddy, here’s an email Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie sent in about these PETA bitches at a recent fashion show.

Watching PETA protestors is similar to oggling those waitresses on rollerskates fall down. They may have been good looking when they were kids,or ugly even then, but they are gross now and all they can do for attention is serve greaseballs and prebuscant boys and have wind blow up their skirts for fun. In PETA’s case, all they can do for attention is write in dishevelled hand writting like their dishevelled hair and dishevelled lives and try and attack models out of jealousy. i mean to protect fur. despite the fact that the fur is already dead and “ruining” the show with their signs doesnt really affect marketing and buying fur helps the economy and the only attention PETA recieves is for sending dishevelled people to crash upscale events for a purpose that would be best fulfilled at the beginning. like at the ranch where the cattle is farmed for fur. but something tells me the cows and chinchillas wont be very receptive. and by receptive i mean laugh at you like we do.

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