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2006

05

Oct

I am – MUNG Does the Carter Brothers of the Day

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I got the computer back up and running, but that doesn’t mean I am going to post any quality content. That’s because I have no picture sources, I am hungover and because MUNG sent in 2 posts, so I decided to post them for him. MUNG’s posts are never quality content, his jokes are lame, calling the Carter brother’s Hanson is dull and talking about how pathetic his life is is cliche. I hope I didn’t ruin the post for you by giving it away, like it was The Sixth Sense, but if you wasted your time reading it you’d realize that MUNG did a pretty good job ruining this post himself.

That said, here’s MUNG and remember that I wouldn’t post this if I didn’t have a crush on MUNG.

I hate d-list celebrities who get to have sex with hot girls like this chick because they were in the media at one time, used to have money, and now trying to become a celebrity once again. Nick and Aaron Carter are a good example of this. Nick Carter was a Backstreet Boy, and Aaron Carter is his no-talent, little turd puncher of a brother and they both have been inside this whore while I am still making love to a hole cut out of my mattress packed with ground beef. In my opinion there is something wrong with fucking the same whore your brother fucked a month earlier. It’s kinda like sharing a tootbrush. Anyways… these two fucking rejects from Hanson have a reality show on MTV. I am pretty sure any fuck-stick with 4 dollars to his/her name can get a reality show nowadays which is why I think they should do a reality show about my life. The show wouldn’t involve much, in fact it would pretty much suck, but fucking losers like yourself would tune it to watch me get high on nitrous balloons and attempt suicide on a daily basis. You would all tune in your TVs at 8:00PM on a Thursday night to CBS to watch me get phone calls from creditors, watch me get rejected from job interviews at Burger King, watch me masturbate to anime porn, and watch me get hit on at bars by obese women whose pussies smell like rotten oysters. You all have shitty depressing lives, but you would still watch my show because it is on TV. People like you would finally make me a celebrity and I would have so much money that I would pay you all to watch me take a shit.

Here are pictures of two rejects from Hanson and the whore they both shared their bodily fluids with.

MMMBop Mother Fucker,

MUNG

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