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2006

10

Oct

I am – MUNG likes Cock of the Day

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Before my walk, I would like to say, that MUNG is a disappointment, not only to family and friends, but also to 1000s of people he doesn’t know from the Internet. At least you are coming to terms with fact that you are attracted to cock. I knew a guy who was a total fag, but he hid it with being the Football quarterback through highschool and dated the hot slut from our class. By the time he was 22 he started dating women who would treat him like their bitch, there were lesbians without vagina or someshit, and he became their vaginna. Anyway when he was 25 he finally started fucking men dressed like women, because it made it easier to accept – and that continued til he was 30. By 30, Mr Quarterback was choosing curtains and linens with his life partner at Pottery Barn, if you get what I am saying. If not, let me put it like this. MUNG is HOMO.

NEWSFLASH! I didn’t see anything on CNN, hear anything on the radio, or read anything in the newspaper but apparently over the weekend they developed a space-age camera that turns hideous trannies into somewhat attractive women. There is one downfall though! The pictures can only be processed in black and white and sometimes the pictures come out with grotesque moles all over the picture of the new body.

With that being said, I would do PINK if she actually was this hot…but she isn’t. She has a 12′ penis with big hairy testicles, an adam’s apple, and I heard she farts a lot in bed.

MUNG

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