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2006

03

Nov

I am – The Teddybears Video Has Tit in It of the Day

I don’t know who the Teddybears are, but I was happy to be sent in this video because there is a hot fucking scene with nudity in it. I remember telling a guy I know who was in a band that if he ever made a video, he needs to throw in some tit, because back in March when Buckcherry released their shitty crazy Bitch song, I posted their video and shut down there servers. Two months later they were signed and I was still sitting at my shitty milk crate/plywood desk while they were fucking bitches and trashing hotel rooms across the country. I am not that bitter about it. I was a lot more bitter when I stole my wife’s bank card to empty her bank account this morning to pay for my servers and these two grandmothers were rocking the machine like they were at the movies or reading war and peace or some shit. I was standing there for 20 fucking minutes while god fucking knows what they were doing. I can only assume it had something to do with filling up their days before they die….I guess that rant wasn’t really funny, I am am losing my edge, but at least there are Swedes like the teddybears to make this post worth something….So watch the fucking clip and touch yourself to the tit like you did when you were 12 and used to cut a hole in your teddybear so that you’d have something soft to fuck and that you could hide your load from your overbearing…..

If you like this song, visit Them On Myspace and Send them Messages About How You Used to Cut a Hole In Your Teddybear and Fuck It When You Were 12, So That Your Over-Bearing Mother Wouldn’t Find Your cum…. GO

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