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2007

15

Jan

I am – Keeley Hazell has a Sex Tape of the Day

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Here’s the Keeley Hazell Full Sex Tape, if you don’t know who Keeley Hazell is, don’t worry, either do I, but I do know that she has huge tits and I’ve seen her in various photoshoots cuz she’s big breasted in the UK and is in every magazine ever, which isn’t saying much cuz I’ve never seen many hot British chicks, so it’s kinda like being outrunning an amputee.

I kinda wish a professional was behind the camera in this one, because I watch a lot of amateur porn and some of the shit I’ve seen with fat 45 year old moms is better than this, like today I was watching a dude fuck his fat gf when she was half asleep and I got a lot more excited that this shit….

I was always told by people that pretty girls were shit in bed because they were pretty and didn’t need to impress. I was always told that nasty fat chicks were amazing in bed because they felt like they had something to prove. I used to have a friend growing up who’s mother would lecture me on how I should never sleep with whores or pay for sex because the world is filled with sluts if you talk to them the right way. She used to tell me that she was a slut and that’s how she got knocked up with my friend. She’d go on to tell me about how good fat chicks are at sucking dick cuz they are good eaters and how they take it up the ass cuz they are used to taking huge shits and no dick is too big after you’ve spent 2 nights in a row at an all you can eat buffet.

I sometimes think that she was trying to get a piece of me and that she was only telling me fat chicks are good in bed because she was about 100 pounds overweight, I probably should have taken her for a round, but at the time I had standards.

I’ve never really found out if that lady was right about fat chicks and hot chicks and paying for sex because anytime I got laid I was always so fucked up I don’t remember what happened or I paid for it.

I do know that this sex tape fucking sucks and that Keeley Hazell is hot. I guess what it all comes down to is that all celebrities seem to suck in bed and none of them use condoms and all of us would be slammin them if our lives had taken a better route.

I didn’t bother posting the clip, but I am linking you to it, so that almost counts as working. I figure my intro is better than any other intro you’ll read ever. Enjoy.

PS – Girls Don’t Let Your Boyfriends Tape You Fuck, Unless You Want the World To See…..Which you Probably Do, Because We All Want to Be Famous…Especially me. Cuddles.

Watch the Full Sex Tape Here (link is dead, read the comments for updates, ignore the people commenting cuz they are cunts.)


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  • Greg

    Spot on!

  • Mr UK

    Whoever wrote this article is a CUNT. and has obviously never been to Britain.

    Learn to type properly and get a life.

  • Reppin UK

    Mate ur a FUKHEAD. i dont even know y im mad at ur tripe soz ur probly a 40y.o weirdo whos never had any and thinks that every1 in america looks like a playboy girl.

    get out mate.

  • uk lad

    ye u fucking cock, u wanna come to britain mate and see some fine british talent, not some fat fuckin americans who sit on their arse all day eating ‘potato chips’.

  • Liam

    not many fit english people? HAHAHAHA

    we’re not stereotyped as being fat and ugly my friend :)

  • Oliver

    I’ve been to Britain numerous times, and given there are some hot bitches. To Liam (above) we do have a “fat” stereotype but not ugly, “mate”. Most really really hot women actually come from Brazil it seems.

  • Chaz

    wow guys really come on, all europe (except for germany) is full of gay faggots who like men wieners in there ass hole… god seriously,the french people are just like that & so are british people… however, Keeley is the best british babe i have seen so far…

  • whyowhy

    You bitch. Can’t believe you’d fucking categorize an entire continent as ugly. There are plenty of great looking girls that live in europe, just as there are plenty of ugly girls here in the states. You can’t just throw stereotypical lies out there and expect a positive feedback!

  • X

    At Chaz,

    Happy 3rd birthday you dumb fuck. And Germany has plenty of gays, like you for instance.

  • flaco_loco

    there are some hot women on the british isles, but they are far from diverse as in america. most of the british people i saw kinda looked like the rednecks i see in my home state. but like i said, i did meet a few attractive british women and they are a lot more approachable and laid back, opposite the women here. where looks are more important than carrying a descent conversation.

  • God

    well … im jst gonna say that American’s are stereotyped for being ignorant as well as ‘cocky’

  • Capo

    americans are mostly overweight.. This is true dont be mad

  • ian smith

    i’m keeleys boyfriend, from the video, and i can say without a doubt keeley was the best fuck i’ve ever had. she let me do ANYTHING…..

    did i hear u say anal lads??? she said yes it was fuckin awesome!!!!

    i dumped her the next day, you know used and abused and all that 😉 haha…and u dumb benders will never get to fuck her hahahaha…..

  • =0]

    lol, I love how America has no idea that the world hates it and all it’s obesity/crack/gun problems. Nativity beyond belief.

    And when you talk about ‘faggots’, try looking at San Fransisco – the AIDS capital of the world!

    Missing you already!

    LMAO

  • Tom

    ‘ian’, keep dreaming. If you were the one who’d had sex with Keeley, then it was you who’d film it.

    If you filmed it, why would you need to go searching for it online? haha

    You’re confusing fantasy with fact. When you say you’ve had sex with ‘keeley’ you actually meant your ‘hand’

    Who knows, one day you might actually see a(n undrugged) real-life naked girl one day?

  • UK Headhunter

    whoever wrote this is a fucking degenerate, obviosly they have never ever been to england, which is fine by me because i don’t want some fat ass, 40year old virgin CUNT IN MY COUNTRY.

    Everyone in the fucking world hates americans. they are fat and so so so fucking dumb. they are an embaressment to their CUNTRY.

    god damn i hate america. fuck america, fuck americans, and especially fuck plastic alien looking american women “OOOH LETS ALL HAVE SURGERY, NOW WE LOOK GREAT!!)

    does michael jackson look good american cunts?

  • Yoko

    Well, you stupid cunt, if you looked into the information regarding this tape, it was filmed by some sly pervert who was recording Keeley and her (now ex.) boyfriend having sex… She wants it off the internet, but of course, that’s not easy to do, is it?

    P.S. – I’m American, but so what? Yeah, whoever wrote this was a racist, but does that mean every British person commenting on this should turn racist toward Americans as well…?

  • http://ass.com j dizzooo

    fuck off you yank cunts youre all fat bastards.
    you just sit on your fat arses all day watching porn cos you cant get the real thing yeah?

  • http://awesomecore.co.uk karmageddon

    to all who have posted responses taking the piss out of americans: it’s not nice to mock the afflicted. it’s no surprise an insular, arrogant, self delusional society presided over by a warmongering retard produces this kind of fucktard

  • america

    you stupid ass clown british faggots are still pissed because you lost the war! there are plenty of fit americans and fit brits, except most of you brits look like inbread hillbilly retards. with an exception of very few. im dure there are fat people over there also, so fuck off you “tossers”

  • Uk

    Black American bastrds. Yes, that September 11th shit was funny. Cunts.

  • Ha Ha Ha

    Seriously, I don’t think that anyone commenting here is right, I am British but I have met a some Americans who are quite smart, but I do not agree with the American view of what is “sexy”, I personally think that fake tits are fuck ugly and the same goes for all of the obdvious facial surgery, wheras Keeley is natural and sexy as hell. On the comment about the Americans just watching porn… what the fuck are you doing here then. Most Brits look like Hillbilly retards, as for that all I can say is that the word hillbilly was created in America, by Americans to describe Americans, and that the man(?) representing your country is the biggest retard on the planet (which contrary to popular belief does not just consist of America). We did not lose the war you hipocrite, the Allies won the war dickhead and maybe you should get some education other than Hollywood, WWII did not start with pearl harbour dumbfuck, what did you think was happening for nearly four years before you lazy cunts realised that it would actually affect you, same with WWI, the REAL Allied forces (not America) were fighting for three and a half years before the lazy motherfuckers in America realised that it would affect them and came into the war for around a year. If the British hadn’t fought it would be you, in the country born of traitors to the British Empire that would be speaking German you insignificant twat.

  • fuck you dumb ass europians

    wow the allied forces… are you fucking dumb?!?! guess who it mosty was… AMERICANS! wow we fucked japan up on our own. and for europe well thats another story. yall pussies couldn’t handle Hitler on your own so we can over and fucked him up for you… if he would’ve tried to come to america he would’ve been fucked!

    ” in the country born of traitors to the British Empire that would be speaking German you insignificant twat.”

    too bad we were already speaking English for over 150 years dumbass

    and plastic surgery kicks ass cause who wants saggy tits.
    or armpit hair u filthy germans

  • Fuck ALL Americans

    What war did the UK lose? Vietnam? “The war on Terror”? the war on terror is your mentally handicapped presidents personal vendetta against all people who have a slight capability of being richer than him. The stereotype of British please? Rich and all know the queen. Stereotype of Americans? Fat, Ugly virgins. I’d rather be an up my own arse rich fucker than fat, inbred redneck.
    And i’d reckon that if you went onto the streets of England, you would see a lot more girls you would want than if you did the same in The Disunited states America. As for WW2, when did you fucking Yanks step in? About half way through, when the Allies were already winning. We Brits spent months planning stuff and tactically neutralising opponents, whereas the unloved cousins, America, turn up late stinking of piss and with their uniforms on backwards. Their first idea “Duhhhhh. I knoww! Lets blow up all of Japan!! Yeahhhhhhh!!” Honestly, did you not see pearl harbour coming? you joined a WORLD WAR. The clue is in the title. WORLD. Maybe you could use one of your 3 eyes to read that word. You gotta love the advantages of several hundred years of inbreeding you guys got going on there.
    And don’t even get me started on that 9/11 bullshit. Do 10 minutes of research and the truth comes out. Your ‘Loving’ President was the guy who masterminded it all, just to go to Afghanistan and kill a few guys who beat him at bowling once.

    Britain > Japan > Manchester > Liverpool > Southerners > France > AIDS > America.

  • http://america.com amerigo vespucci

    As an American who is neither uneducated nor overweight I can admit we do have our lion’s share of ignorant, overweight low-class people. And we have a criminal leader that most of us didn’t put there (at least his tenure is ending, and we aren’t stuck with a hanger-on Queen and co.). All said, I wouldn’t assume those from the U.K. of all nations would get on a high horse about the unwashed masses. After all, we learned our habits of grin-fucking the planet while simultaneously raping it from you lads (along with the Spaniards). And don’t tell me you don’t have a significant number of people with bad teeth, small weak chins and weaker minds from all the tight breeding that went on on that little island. Never mind the beige food.

    I think the ‘war’ my ignorant comrade was referring to was the American Revolution, which you did sort of lose in a manner of speaking. I don’t think anyone who is very informed can really deny that WWII was won on one front by Germany’s arrogance pitted against Russia’s willingness to lay men, women and children to the sacrifice… and on the other by the USA’s willingness to commit mass murder of civilians with firebombing raids and the A-Bomb. Although France still thinks WWII was won by the Maginot Line.

    Anyway, thank us for the Internet we are all espousing misinformed world views on (that was a Darpa project), for the phone, the home computer, the airplane, the car, and all the other sad crap the rest of the world loves or loves to pretend to hate. And thank you for the Beatles, and for teaching us our poor diet and breeding habits.

  • English and proud

    Y’know I love it when arguments like this start. Simply because everyone in America is a god damn immigrant either coming from Ireland or Italy. It makes me laugh that America can call itself a great revolutionary country when it started fuck all. Lets look at all that wonderful American History, sorry, theres only three hundred years of it, you had a war between the south and the north and then decided to make yourself one country and shot your president for it. Excellent. We did that too! With King Alfred in the 600’s. A thousand years before no less. America is just a modern day rehash of what Britain, (Mainly England but thats another matter), has already done! You might be taking the piss now America but when you fuck up, we will always be the ones sitting here on our little island thinking, wow, those Americans, calling us hillibilies when all their southern states are exactly that. We dont have the stereotype of slutty southern girls with wierd accents do we? And another thing, our teeth arent that bad, its just ours are all REAL, y’know, coming out of our jawbone and not from a dentists drawer? And what my educated friend above meant when he said you would all be speaking German was that if we hadnt have stood, protecting the entire west Atlantic, Hitler would have destroyed you, hence it would have been turned into a german state. Your army is a sham, we are outnumbered 50 – 1 to you guys out in Iraq and Afghanistan and we are still having to win conflicts for you! That is of course when you are not killing us with friendly fire. The Americans have a lot to be proud of, no doubt, The Simpsons, Coca-Cola, Space Technology, even Hollywood to an extent, but for gods sake get it through your thick American heads, the world is not just you. Which countries are in the world series? Is any of Europe, Africa, Australasia? No, so why world? America is not the world! And until you have a president that is either black, female or gay (Morrisey line) you are the most unjust, unfair, attractiveness means everything kind of country that deserves the narrow minded citizens it holds. And yes, no worries, we were glad to bring you the computer, the internet, the phone, the airplane, concorde, the beatles, the clash and pretty much everything you have now. Oh, and the point of the argument, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I would much rather talk to a natural beautiful girl who can actually articulate what she wants to say than talk to some dumb man made blonde whose idea of talking is words like ‘cooky’. What an arrogant turd the guy who wrote this was, jesus…..

  • Canadian Nate

    So there’s a lot of arguing between Americans and British here, and I just wanted to say “What the Hell for?”

    I mean, sure America has a higher amount of overweight people because they have too many fast-food restaurants and think their lives are too busy to eat right…but you know what, that same shit is happening everywhere….

    And about the girls, I’d have to say that just about everywhere I go where I live there are beautiful women, I do not know if this is true with America, or in the UK but it sure is nice here, mmm Canadian Girls 😛 oh and yeah, I’ve seen some really beautiful European girls and American girls too, I mean fuck, random gene combining does wonders, not everyone can be beautiful!

    Oh, and the last guy, your an idiot, everyone in America is from Ireland or Italy?, WTF? I’m pretty sure there is a lot of other nationalities there too. Dumbshit…

    Oh and all the shit about the wars and crap in the past, why the fuck argue about that? We were all allies and still are, who cares who did what for how many jelly beans (childish, I know, but that seems to be how a lot of you are being) the only thing that matters is WE WON 😀

    Oh and another LOLOLOL about the last guy, the beatles and the clash? OK, sure the beatles is like the best band ever, but America has some wicked awesome music nowadays, like Disturbed 😀

  • Canadian Nate

    Oh, one last thing, I don’t think it’s possible to really call a non-American a hillbilly, because it sorta refers to Americans… kinda like rednecks, even though there’s some of those in Canada >_<

    I was also wondering what some of you people thought about Canada…because I don’t think Canada was even mentioned…. I guess if you think about it America is like Britain’s evil child, and Canada is it’s good one…thatit had with France, lol, ok, now you see I’m just too tired for this…

    LMAO

  • iron cross

    First, shut the fuck up canada, nobody cares what you think. and as for the genius who thinks the British were such great tacticians, what about Market Garden you stupid twat? Your boy Montgomery masterminded the largest failure of the war and cost thousands of allied troops thier lives, way to go. and dont talk about accents, you fucking toffee nosed snobs talk like Mush Mouth from Fat Albert. And we may have some fat, stupid people in this country, but at least our cities weren’t built on prostitution and we don’t have teeth like bear traps. I’d rather live in this nation of immigrants than in that festering cunt you call England. Besides, we built this country on hard work and death. We actually had the balls to slaughter one race and enslave another to build the foundation for this country, we braved death and disease and settled this land and built with our own hands, we flex our muscle and arent afraid or ashamed to do it. That’s more than i can say for a country that was a bunch of savage tribes and clans before the Romans showed up and whipped your asses into shape. You can take your mincey faggot balls and stuff them up your own asses.

  • where I am sitting

    hmmm…. you know what is really funny… we pretty much all came here to look at tits and ass. To a site called “drunkenstepfather”. We are all perverts sitting our duffs behind a screen for the same cause.

    I am pretty sure the woman with the nice set of tits in the clip above (which, by the way… doesn’t seem to work… maybe it’s me… who the hell knows) didn’t have anything to do with WWI, WWII, McDonalds, dentistry (guessing there… maybe she does), etc.

  • English and proud

    I agree with Canada actually, and yeah saying all Americans are Italian or Irish was an oversight and said in anger, just get so riled by the idea of an American believing America is the greatest nation in the world yadda yadda. The whole idea that they dont give a shit about anything but themselves, and yes Canada, no doubt they have done some top class music too, Disturbed not so bothered about myself but yeah they cool. Bands like Bad Religion, Ramones, Rob Zombie and other stuff is all good. I was personally just making a point to say that America, despite there beliefs are NOT the world. America is a very small part of it, and essentially an evil child (Nice wording whoever said that earlier). And the bloke who told Canada to shut up, im not surprised, Canada is such a nice country, filled with intelligent people and some nice women that of course America would hate them. I don’t get the idea that our cities were built on prostitution when America is the country that is number one for promoting pornography and street work and that prostitution has always been illegal in England but what do i know, i just live here? And yeah, Montgomery made a big mistake, accepted, but to actually have one bad commander in two thousand years of history is pretty good compared to America, in the past few years we have found Bush to be a complete shit. And yes we have accent’s, and…? I don’t understand the complete bastardness toward England because we MADE America, we gave you near as damn everything you have got. As for building the country on hard work and death, you built the country on the money you extortionately took from England in the first world war. So technically you built your nation, as it is today, on the guns you sold us for four times what they were worth. And if we wanna point things out, why did America pay and give weaponry to the IRA to fight against us if we are all allies? America doesn’t know the meaning of the world ally, so Canada, i am with you, together England and Canada would rule supreme! Haha, its been a good laugh has this but to actually argue with an American about America is pointless, just like it would be the other way around. Like ‘where im sitting’ said above, we all just came here to see a stunning girl take her clothes off. Dont matter if she is English, America, Canadian, Mexican, French, who cares? I mean, arguing here is going to solve everything isnt it?

  • I hate you all equally

    lol yah that lil island your sitting on and claim to be such a great fighting nation remember the romans? they destroyed your inbread asses as for america there the only nation that has the balls to go over to another continent and have a war only way to attack america is by chicken shit methods like the 9/11 incident all nations know to come to america and have a real war means facing the citizens here who are armed and we have more guns in our streets then your whole military yah talk some shit go ahead you know violence is america as you sit there and hide behind the internet talkin crap about how tough your pithetic nation is

  • iron cross

    like whoever it was said, we Americans only think of ourselves, we protect our own interests and our own people even before our allies. if we have to undercut a friend to protect ourselves its something we must do. And yes, Americans hold the notion that we live in the greatest country in the world, and even though that may or may not be true I wouldnt want to live somewhere where people do not think the live in the greatest place on Earth. One thing i dont understand is the comment about us building our nation on profits from arms sales to England during the first world war. That just doesnt make any damn sense, or that they gave this country everything. If i recall correctly England tried to profiteer off our civil war before Lincoln made it about slavery. And i dont hate Canada, i just dont respect someone soley because they’re our neighbor, it is something that has to be earned. Just like i respect England, but dont necessarily like its people, or certain ones at least, just like here. Besides, you cant expect positive feedback from a person whose nation your bashing, or at least i hope not.

  • brian

    wtf? this is supposed to be about a hot broad getting fucked, not retarded nationalism on either side of the Atlantic.

  • Nips

    Keeley has the nicest teeth ive ever wanted to cum across!

    (PS. Canadians have beady little eyes and flappy heads.)

    (PPS. USA is a knob.)

  • Ashamed American

    Im an American man, and ashamed. I like tits like the next man, but whatever subject you come across on the internet, we always seem to turn it into ‘our country is the greatest – everyone else is a douche. In these modern days, I sure as hell wouldnt want to upset a country like Britain, they might be small, but you would be stupid to think they are not powerful. Just like us, they could pretty much wipe any country of the face of the planet if they wished – including America! And I must also agree with the excellent work their forces are doing in Afghanistan, they seem to be a little less gun-ho and just get the job done. I do believe our way of doing things is abit like using a sledgehammer to crack an egg. Why cant we all get on??? Truth is, we wouldnt be where we are now without the British.

  • roflcopter

    guys seriously get a life u r insulting people who will probab;y never come to this site again so what is the point gettign your pussies in a knot

  • limeybitch

    Eh guvnor fuck those american cunt twats, eh chap? We let them win the Colonial War, cheerio!

  • http://Horndog.com bunglebear

    dear yoko (june 21st) you fucking big fat shite sort your fucking pie eating head out! if you watch the video til the end you will see its the guy who’s actually nailing her who gets up and turns the camera off! you are a fine example of a typical fat retarded prick of an american! and just take a good hard look at the state of the fucking world to day, cos its all your great nations fucking fault! theres no money left in the pot cos youve spent it all on fucking cheese burgers! but how can we expect you to fix it when you cant even fix new orleans! jesus what a fucking joke, do you think that would happen in the uk? not a chance! your just plain and simple good for fuck all! i sooner live in somalia than live on tha great big floating turd you call a country! now fuck off! p.s…… you twat!

  • TGA

    Win a war 200 years ago and you Brits still hold a grudge. Get over it. We kicked your ass in the 1700’s, again in the 1800’s, and saved your sorry asses from the Nazis in the 1900’s. Everyone hates America until you need us to save your sorry asses.

  • http://msn.com Barak Obama

    TGA: If you’re that interested in history, read a fucking history book and get your facts straight.

    Everyone else: I’m here for the video link? Anyone got any updates?

  • TheOne

    Lol I’m not on anyone’s side but Americans arguing here are being a bit retarded…. WTF language are you using to argue with!? ENGLISH!!! That’s right…. Fucking retards.

  • FACK YOU ALL

    FUCK AMERICA FUCK USA FUCK ENGLAND FUCK THE ENGLISH FUCK THE AMERICAS FUCK ASIA FUCK ALL OF YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    TITS,ASS and PUSSY RULE.
    and for the ASSHOLE who started this shit you fucking rock, I just love people wasting their time when they really came here to jack off or just look at naked BOOOOOOBIES.

    OH YEAH AND FUCK CANADA EH!

  • Ken

    Will someone post the fucking video, please.

    Oh, and English chicks are hot. So are Scottish, Welsh, and Irish women. And American. Every country has fat assholes and if your one of them, you know who you are. And your fat ass probably knows where to get the video and should post it.

    Losers are losers no matter what country they’re in and probably can’t get laid no matter how many times they move. Anyone who complains about British pussy obviously has never had any and might get American snatch rarely.

  • laurent

    this is so stupid its just turned everyone fight about stupid shit i agree there are alot of fat ppl in the usa but there as alot of ugly chicks in atleast england idk i tend to think there are alot of fine European girls but come on grow the fuck up my only complaint about Europe is Sweden has the largest gay pride parade in the world or one of them and the reason the world hates America is because the stupid fucking media i have never really like that i live in a hate country but dont completly get why everyone hates it there are plenty of good people in America could everyone try not to post any more stupid fucking comments on this page about who has better women or more gay come on its a lil immature unless you have lived in Europe you cant say anything for sure and unless you lived in America then you cant really say shit ether but i will agree with one of the ppl on there comments America does have alot with a big ego but come on any country probably does its what happens when theres alot of testosterone if you have a problem with anything i said be sure to let me know bikemaster328@aim.com

  • New Zealand

    Wow, I just love how Americans in general are so prejudicial. Perhaps Americans in general should look closer to home before making exaggerated claims about another country. You’re country isn’t perfect, so it would really be wise to fix all the problems you have in your own backyard (lord knows it is big enough) before you start making the same, exaggerated, cliched insults you always resort to. America was once, like the British Isles, a land of roaming, disjointed tribes – until the British, French etc etc (forgive me, being 19, and not from America or Britain, my history on this issue isn’t that great) came to the country and actually started colonising it. Slaughtering, maiming the tribes, and spreading disease through all the Native Americans isn’t something that one should necessarily be boasting about ‘I hate you all equally’

    One issue I do have with America is the language – here you were, with a perfectly understandable, readable, easily taught and transferred language from the British – and you butchered it. How exactly could the language from your founding country be turned into something so horrendous?

    In essence – no man is any better than any other man – but of course, that is something that America is only JUST taking notice of. The best thing the US of A has done in recent times is Elect Obama – I wonder how long it will be before some white supremest from the south falls back onto a train of thought that’s about a 150years outdated.

    Personally, I cannot see how anyone can claim their country is any better than any other. Why Americans continually say their country is better than any other astounds me. Sure America is a great place to work – but so is every other country, provided you look in the right places. Sure, America has great scenery, so does New Zealand, so does Canada, so does Africa. Sure lately America has been at the forefront of Technology, but so are Asian countries like Japan, Korea and China. Someone spoke of the Atomic Bomb – the person that discovered the potential of Atoms, was a New Zealander, Ernest Rutherford, along with a team of scientists at an ENGLISH (meaning, situated in England in case you dont realise) University. You only figured out how to kill people – not a very productive use, but then again, that is all America’s been good at, killing people, whether it be your own, or the enemies.

    One of your national slogan’s is ‘Land of the Free’ yet, until recently (in terms of history – which deals in thousands of years) someone of African descent couldn’t even sit down on a bus next to a ‘white’ person (which, need I remind you, is actually considered EUROPEAN – given that is where you ‘white’ people originated from – but again, you didn’t like that, and had to come up with Caucasian to suit yourselves) So perhaps before all you Americans try to jump down the throats of others for simply stating the obvious, you take a look at your own country, and realise it ISN’T as great as you all are lead to believe. You’re not above any other country. You’re equal, if not, due to the past 8 years, BENEATH other countries.

  • Sigh…

    Yes, yes, America is full of imbeciles who’ve become to reliant on their abuse of technology to really think for themselves. It’s full of obese fools who don’t realize that it’s their fault that they’re fat in the first place, for their excess indulgence in fast food, and their lack of exercise. It’s full of hypocrites who stereotype EVERYTHING in order to justify their own stupidity. Having said as much, most of you are doing exactly that through your indignantly raging statements, not just the Americans. Complaining about America’s generalizations while making the very same generalizations just makes you the very thing you’re arguing against: a hypocrite. It is obvious that the hippopotamic landmass who wrote this article is nothing more than an ignoramus who has never really dedicated himself to anything outside of his own direct interests, which appear to be limited at best. There are plenty of attractive women in Europe, probably far more than there are in the States. The earlier comment about Europe being full of almost nothing but fagots is also lacking in information, and totally irrelevant to the fact the writer of this article is an idiot. While we’re at it, can we please end the mass of comments about inbreeding? Seriously, that’s not even a fair stereotype, if such a thing could possibly exist. It’s fairly limited in the States and Europe alike. To “English and proud” I would also like to say that England did not give the world the computer, the internet, the phone, or the airplane. America did. It also brought the light bulb, the automobile, the skyscraper, the standing rope control for an elevator, the escalator, and several hundreds of other things still used on a regular basis today in westernized countries the world over. As for the dolt who made the comment about how the British “are just sore for having lost the war,” you’re an idiot. Keep your mouth shut in the future. No one wants to hear the mindless drivel of words that your tongue conjures. And as far WWII goes, America is NOT solely responsible for the Allies winning the war. They didn’t even join in until the war was almost over. Meanwhile the other nations of the Allied forces, namely Great Britain for holding it’s own quite valiantly against Germany’s vastly outnumbering Air Force, had to bear the brunt of the war in all it’s horrible fury. The other members of the Allies lost a lot more in that war than America did, and to top that off, they had to fight on their own land. That’s something America hasn’t had to do more than four times in it’s short, culture-absent history. To “New Zealand” of course America isn’t perfect. Nothing is, but I think you’ll be happy to know that the majority of YOUNG Americans today don’t think the way you just described “Americans in general.” They hate their country. Also, a large portion of countries are NOT, in case of point, good places to work. Why, I bet it’s extraordinarily easy to get a good paying job with a nice Christmas bonus while living in a third world country ruled by a totalitarian regime *SARCASM*. While I’m at it, America’s not exactly a great place for employment opportunities either. Sure, you can make a decent amount of money, but jobs pay more in England, and the work place is ridiculously over-paced and stressful in the States. It’s not an ideal environment. Also, as I stated earlier, America has done a lot more than kill people. For instance you wouldn’t be able to argue your prejudiced, uninformed points without the invention of the internet, or the computer. And yes, Americans are well aware of the issues had with racism. The educational systems ingrain it into their minds for ten straight years. So thank YOU for jumping down throats and stating the obvious. So any Americans you may have met might be assholes, or maybe you’ve just been force fed liquid crap by prejudiced idiots, stereotypes, or heavily biased media channels. That’s your misfortune. Not all Americans are fat, lazy, narrow viewed morons. Some are quite the opposite. To believe otherwise is, as I stated earlier, simply hypocrisy on your part. That’s not saying that I’m taking anyone’s side in this. Personally, I think you’re all being extremely immature. Grow up, and try viewing the world as a whole, rather than just looking at it from your own perspective, and I mean ALL of you.

  • mr t

    all i gotta say is there are some fine ass british girls and i live in britain i would know! ive banged quite a few sexy little minxes one them looks quite similar to keelely! but yeh whoever wrote this is a twat and if u wanna see one of the sexiest girls in the planet shes british and her name is GEMMA ATKINSON look her up peace x

  • Aussiepilot

    Yanks and Poms… it dosen’t matter where your from, esp. when you realise that yes KH is HOT yes GA is HOT, but Aussies are the best!

  • The H Man

    People on Earth are ugly, you gotta go to Mars to find the really hot bitches…. Everyone who is talking shit about women from different countries should know that all humans are ugly…. Martians, that’s where it’s at… Nice small red tits, and three of em… mmmm yum yum …

  • uk ftw

    cunt, loads of fit british girls,

    U FUKIN NAZI

  • MIKE BLOUKI

    My God! British women are ugly???????????????????????? Yeah, right, do me a favour….as they’re NWE looking the look no better/worse than American women, Canadian women etc….

  • MIKE BLOUKI

    …and P.S…Hitler lost WW2 by attacking Russia…..

  • FUCK AMERICA

    Who the fuck do you Inbread American cunts think you are trying to rip us british? Atleast we can live a life of fun, unlike you morbid fucks who ‘jerk’ off to the sound of there parents shagging in the room next door. All you fat fucks do all day is play computers and eat fast food restaurants, atleast us british have something to be proud of, our women over here are amazing they have the looks and curves as you can see from our ‘lovely’ Keeley Hazell. You inbread fucks wish you could have many of these type of women over in America, but no because we know not to trust you cunts. You kill our british troops and have the fucking nerve to call it friendly fire! All you cunts ever do is start fucking wars and then your all to much of ‘pussyholes’ to fight them and then you call for us britain to come save your ass! If I could have it my way i would lock all you in a gas chamber and gas you fuckers out!
    Also you Canadians are just as bad, your just as much of fuck ups as the Americans!

  • LOL!

    Hitler lost cuz of the Russian assault on berlin, not cuz u showed up and he thought “SHIT!!! AMERICA IS HERE!!! RUNNNNN!!” lol
    CERN in Geneva, switzerland invented the Internet
    Britain did invent the Car, Lightbulb, TV, Computer among other things.
    Also, how is britain inbred? We are anything but inbred. I would like to see your proof for that statement whoever sed it lol
    To Ashamed American,
    Thank you for being the only decent minded person to leave a comment. I dont think anyone else on this site realises that both our countries need each other, no matter the circumstances. I can be friendly to americans cuz some of my family lives in america, and they are perfectly nice people, I just wish some of my fellow brits would realise this…

  • UKMan

    How many stereotypes can you count on this post? (From both sides?) The main article is mis-informed, but you can tell that the guy is an idiot by what he is writing and how he is writing it.

    I love the fact that everyone (including me) got to this page by looking for pictures of Keeley and then ended up arguing about the USA and UK!!!

    So here’s what I think (why am I writing this??) – The USA is more prosperous and the UK is more socialist (NHS etc, less gap between rich and poor).

    The Russians won the war. USA and UK were the side show. Read about it.

    There are more hot women in the USA because there are more women in the USA. There are also more ugly women in the USA for the same reason. I’d say the proportion in equal.

    I’m going to watch some porn now.

  • :)

    UKman! That was some awesome logic :)
    U are right bout it all tho lol

  • Gibson

    I live in Brazil. Enough said about hot women.
    You americans, english (whatever) can fight whenever you guys want: about good looking women, we’ve already won! :)

    But I do have to “take my hat of” (as we say here) for this Keeley girl. She is really something else… (Where can I get that full video of her?)

  • who cares?

    We’re all here to look at titties. That’s it. The idea of patriotism is an outdated ideal kept alive by evil government power wolves all across the globe. It breeds hatred and a false sense of importance. We are all specks of dust floating around in a realm much bigger than any of us could ever possibly understand. None of anything we do matters in the long run, so why bother arguing about it? Just take pride in the fact that this world that we all co-inhabit is a beautiful grain of uniqueness floating around in a sea of emptiness.
    Now that that’s aside. Somebody find the link and post it so we can watch this hottie get fucked.

  • L.

    I’d say out of all of the countries in the world… America has the most ugly women. Lotta trash there.

  • Nelson Chandella

    Obesity
    Plastic Surgery
    Piss-poor education compared to Europe
    Media manipulation
    Rednecks
    Trailer trash
    Bible bashers
    KKK
    Warmongers
    Corporate conglomerate cunts

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689062068 Does this matter

    This is all quite funny, but regardless of what either side is saying … i’m sure that we can all agree that yeah, keeley is stunningly beautiful yeah?

  • luiz Rodriguez

    haha all you that talk shit about america are just jealous cause the US has the ability bombard all your asses off the globe why else would you talk shit? keep hating tho, its your hatred that keeps me believing that were the greatest of them all!

  • unknown

    you are all pathetic. no one should give a Shit about who is from where. we are all fucking humans. and just because we live in a different country, doesnt mean were all all that different anyway. its just stupid rivalry. and dont take it so personally. if you guys want to fight about it. meet up and see who is the real tough guy. if not. then shut the fuck up.

  • fuck you limey fag fucks

    hey brits do you know what toothpaste is?

  • Shut up

    Does anyone have the link?

  • what was she thinking

    how the fuck did a black nobody with a small dick get a fit bird like kh? i guess theres hope for us all, but i wouldnt go there anyway, not even if she offered it on a plate. im happier where i am thanks

  • The JB Layer

    Guys if you seriously think there are no good looking girls in ENgland – you need to come and check out the local college at kicking out time – most of you would shoot your loads straight away!!

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