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2007

01

Feb

I am – Nicole Richie Rumor of the Day

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DJ AM made Nicole Richie lose all that weight because it made his little dick looked bigger against her non-existent ass. At least that’s the story I heard. I also heard that Nicole Richie’s uterus fell out of her one night when they were having sex and DJ AM was so proud because he didn’t think he could reach that deep, but it turned out it was because she had no more muscle tone to keep it in. I guess what it comes down to is that she starved herself and the only thing she ate was cocaine (see paris exposed posts) all under DJ AM’s supervision. I always thought she did it cuz he liked little boys, but what do I know….

Here are some useless pics of Nicole Richie an it looks like she’s been eating a few too many ice cream cones….Fatty.

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