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2007

02

Feb

I am – Elizabeth Hurley’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

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I got this email for someone who I assume reads this site. I am going to call him reader 12, because I think he’s emailed me before. We’re up to about 16 now but that’s not the point….

HEY JESUS,

LOOK @ THIS HOMO TO THE LEFT OF MRS HURLEY….LAST TIME I LOOKED, I THOUGHT WOMEN WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO GOT TRAMP STAMPS ON THEIR LOWER BACKS!

I am not really an authority on this shit, but I can assume that anyone who works at a model is a little ‘MO. I don’t really care whether a dude has a tattoo on his lower back or not and I probably wouldn’t have even noticed it if it wasn’t sent in to me. I am not about rip into someone about what gender they fuck, just as long as they give facials. I figure that at least they are getting laid, unlike you, virgin or me, impotent.

I will say that the gay I don’t like is DJ AM Gay, where a talentless fat dude becomes a celebrity DJ because he was in a shitty band that sang about butterflies. That’s gayer than male “tramp stamps” and by probably the only thing Gayer than Bicycle Shorts….

Here’s a weak 40 year old semi-nip slip from Liz Hurley’s slutty shirt.

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