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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kate Winslet is No Longer a Sex Symbol of the Day

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Remember when you used to jerk off to screepcaps from Titanic. Telling yourself that this chubby big breasted redhead was all you wanted. Looking at her bush pics from that other movie she was in. Telling yourself that she was all you needed until you busted all over your belly, embarrassing your whole family cuz you did it at thanksgiving when you thought everyone was asleep but didn’t realize your squealing woke the family up…..and they were watching you reach climax in shame….

Either way, I think this pic proves a point I’ve been trying to make for a long time….Kate Winslet ain’t nothing but a mom you don’t really want to fuck except for maybe wallet fuck cuz she’s got a pretty decent bank account that could support your lame lifestyle of sitting on the computer all day, over-achiever…….

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