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2007

19

Feb

I am – Tara Reid’s Bikini of the Day

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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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