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2007

02

Mar

I am – Chloe Sevigny Sucks Dick on Film of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny is pretty much a useless piece of shit. She looks likes trash and for some reason was treated like some fucking style icon about 4 years ago. She was a hipster before hipsters were as popular as they are now, I’m talking before every 16 year old was jerking off to Cory Kennedy’s dirty hair and wiping their cum off with a Kid Millionaire shirt….

Point being all this shit happened for this battered piece of shit after she got AIDS in KIDS and before sucking off some dude for the sake of art.

That said, Chloe Sevigny may be pretty busted but is the coolest slut to ever be on film, because bitch knows how to please me. I have a thing for mainstreams actors doing porn for the sake of art….

I don’t know what I am saying…It’s a snow day and on snow day people don’t work. I saw a hot Jewish girl in UGGS and Spandex fall in a snowbank and I think I turned her falling into porn…if that makes sense.

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