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2007

02

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I switched servers and have no email and the site was running like shit, but I think we’re back on. I couldn’t do that many posts because I was trying to sort this shit out. It was a stressful time, but the site is loading faster than ever. Rumor has it that a fast loading site will get me 10 new readers so I won’t have to waste my time with your hurtbag ass. It’s like being stuck at the party with the socially awkward born again christian who keeps running his mouth off about how bad partying is and trying to escape only to find the other 10 people in the room are weird fat dudes who live in their mom’s basements jerking off. That’s how I feel everyday of my life because of you…

Speaking of being stuck talking to someone at a party, I got this email scoop which is amazing…

Dear Jesus,

I was at an Oscar Party on Sunday night and got stuck behind Paris Hilton. She was talking to her sister about how should couldn’t wait to get home and smoke 1000 joints. I wasn’t too surprised to hear such a stupid thing out of such a stupid women.

She went on to talk about how happy she was that Nicole and Joel were together because Nicole is so funny. That’s how she described her. They started talking about engagement rings and how they are a great publicity stunt, so when I saw Richie rocking a ring this week, I wasn’t at all surprised. Sick people who live and die for attention.

The most interesting piece of information that she said a the party was that Lindsay Lohan has herpes but doesn’t tell anyone and that’s gross.

You don’t have to believe this actually happened, but it did. There’s no way to prove it other than to wait and see the stories slowly surface.

I love the site, keep it up and I’ll keep sending you scoops when I come across them.

I am the new fucking Perez Hilton, only substantially cooler.

Now with yesterday’s links I never got posted….


Live Steam Anna Nicole’s Funeral – If It’s Still On
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Monster Dick Porn
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Booble News By a Topless Chick
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Amateur Titty Fuck Video That is NSFW
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Speedo Snow Day Video
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Keeley Hazell Is Sexy on the Beach…Slut….
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Sunny Leone Lingerie Pics, I don’t know who she is, but she has a vagina and that’s a decent start
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Hot Freckles Sweetheart
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Nasty Oscar WInner – Helen Mirren Doesn’t Wear Panties
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More Britney Spears Sharing Her Bikini Pics
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Hepatitis Scare – The Health Department Letter
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pranks on Hot Girls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Puppy Master
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Gross Booty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Bitch Touching her Toes
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Sophie Monk Cameltoe
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A vice do that’s not for a Jew
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Hot Toe Touching VIdeo You’ll Love
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Scout Willis Drinkin’ Wine in France Cuz She’s 15
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Gwenyth Goe to the Gym
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Absinthe Competiton
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Skateboard Slalom
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One Legged Skier Finishes the Race – Who Cares
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Jael Strauss is a Contestant on America’s Next Top Model…But She Did Some Nude Modeling in Her Pre-Reality TV Past
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Girls in Maid’s Outfits
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Hot Flickr Pictures
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Some Crazy Italian Teacher Cuts of a Kids Tongue
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This is what happens when you cheat on your girlfriend
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Some Slut Named Alina Vacariu
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This Video is Called Sexy Best Friends
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Spray to Get Laid
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