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2007

06

Mar

I am – Eva Longoria Working Out of the Day

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I think there’s something sexy about a bitch working out. I used to work at the local YMCA doing janitorial work, before getting fired for sneaking into the women’s locker room. I already wrote about this, it was part of some kind of work program and if you don’t remember it, that’s ok, it’s probably because you didn’t read it. Anyway, before getting the idea to be a bit of a peeping tom, I used to make a habit of watching the aerobic classes. I had no fucking preferences, I took whatever I got when it came to scheduling, meaning some days it would be new moms with their babies, other days it would be old ladies in the geriatric classes, sometimes it would be hot college girls but everytime was ladies in compromising positions. I guess the fact that I was peeping in the window made me the creep, but every class had at least 2 or 3 fucking perverts in them lookin’ for a little piece of ass to stare at while innocently on all fours. They were the smart perverts because the girls all took a liking to them, thinking they were there to get healthy, while filed formal complaints about me. That’s pretty much my story and here are some Longoria working out pics…that bring back memories of the good old days….

I guess the joke in all these pics is the one of her lookin’ over the wall like her parents did before jumping it to make their escape from Mexico to the USA….it’s kinda like a Jew visiting the concentration camps or the blacks at a slave cemeteries. This shit is like a cultural experience.

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