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2007

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Mar

I am – Shauna Sand's See-Thru Pictures of the Day

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Shauna Sand is some kind of playboy playmate who was married to some h-list celebrity named Lorenzo Lamas. Here she is out in some see-thru dress showing off the huge fucking tits that got her where she is today. I don’t know if breast implants are as popular a they used to be. I don’t feel like a girl needs huge fake titties to get into Playboy or porn anymore, I think the general population isn’t all about tits like they used to be, but back when this slag got started, it was the only way to the top. I was out at the strip club with a group of guys from the park a couple of months ago, it was welfare check day which means all kinds of crazy. My friend Lou had never touched a set of fake tits ever, so I suggested we hit up the strip club. There was a time when every fucking stripper was packin’ heat, but this day we had to go to four different places to find a set. When I finally spotted fake tits I went up to the stripper and asked if her tits were real. She didn’t know how to answer for fear of losing the dance, when I made her feel comfortable about her tits and let her know that we were on this quest, she was more than happy to pull out her plastic tit, show us her scar and even do a titty dance routine with them. All this to say, there’s still fake tits out there, but they are so fuckin’ 1995. Makin’ Shauna Sand’s tits older than some of you.

On a side note, you know you have my kind of woman when her shoes are made of plastic. Some of the best cheap strippers I’ve fallen in love with wore a pair of these….


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