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2007

16

Mar

I am – Jordan is the Mum of the Year of the Day

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I guess ready to drop porn has always had a place in the world. I can remember talking to people over the years about how they wanted to slam pregnant chicks. I remember a local magazine shop that only really had porn because that’s just the part of town I live in had about 15 pregnant slut porno mag titles. I was never into it because it the thought of a baby growing inside a slut kinda grosses me out. I can only assume that the kind of girl who fists herself on camera while pregnant, probably didn’t get pregnant doing something I’d find sexy. But I am pretty prude when it comes to my smut.

But that’s not the point, the point is one day I saw this 15 year old kid outside the magazine shop, he had been rejected when buying a Hustler and told me this story about how his dad left the family and that he had to teach his 12 year old brother about sex. He begged me to pick up a Hustler for him and I said ok, because I have no real morals, took his 10 dollars and picked up the dirties pregnant porno I could find. I bought myself a pack of smokes and gave him his magazine, gave him a pat on his back and said tell your brother to use a condom or his bitch will end up like this and walked away. I like to think of myself as a man of the people teaching kids the things they need to learn.

Either way, Jordan won some “Mum of the Year” bullshit award because she has a retarded half black half bucket of rocks of a son that got that way from her insane partying while pregnant antics and is now is knocked up with a second kid she can’t breast feed for fear of giving him some kind of retardation from silicone poisoning. So giving her this award is like letting me babysit your teenage daughters…

My posts are boring today, but you win some and you lose some, I have just never won any yet…but pregnant or not, I’d still bang Jordan, I know I have no standards, but she’s hotter than anything I’ve had even with a baby up in her diseased womb…

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