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2007

16

Mar

I am – Nazanin Boniadi See Thru of the Day

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Here are some pictures of some slut who isn’t wearing a bra rockin’ a bit of a see-thru shirt which is good enough to get posted on this site, even though I have no ideal who this bitch is, other than her name confuses me to type and threw off my whole train of thought.

I am used to my train of thought being thrown off, partially because I am ADD and not in the Nicole Richie medicated way, but in the way that my brain feels like a puddle of fucking puke from drinking too much for my liver to handle…maybe I should have stopped drinking years ago, but if I did I wouldn’t be here typing this for you, I’d be working in Middle Management, answering my emails from my Blackberry while lying in bed with my wife that I love in our suburban home…Instead, I hate my fat wife and she’s destroyed me as a man by taking away my ability to have an erection….

Being impotent has made me want to rock Viagra for the last couple of years. I know it’s something people are doing recreationally while jacked-up on coke, but I never did it and the thought of having a raging boner for 6 hours is amazing, but know that my penis is broken from emotional trauma of witnessing my wife’s vagina and it’s not because my prostate is the size of a grapefruit… I do remember as a teenager I’d get hard watching the Brady Bunch or even riding my fucking bike and now the fear of getting hard because of the risk of having her 400 lbs mount me like I was her moterized fat person scooter is enough to turn me into a gimp….

At least it makes me less threatening when I follow girls down dark alleys.


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