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2007

26

Mar

I am – Maria Menounos' Ass Crack of the Day

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I think this Greek whore is on TV and now she’s on my site, probably a high point of her career. This is probably from some shitty segment with that figure skater that is all over the fucking place lately, because Figure Skating is the sport of the future. I remember a time before there was porn where I’d have 2 jerk off options, one was music videos and the other was sneaking a mound shot during the figure skating shows that are constantly on my one channel. Today, the jerking off comes from seeing this bitch all fallen over and vulnerable with about an inch of ass crack exposed. That inch is bigger than some your dicks and enough to get a post on this site.

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