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2007

12

Apr

I am – Justine Henin Cameltoe of the Day

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I was always more into inebriated girls. The kind that were so fucked up they didn’t know what they were doing or saying. Not because they were easy, but because they were funny to be around and were easy. Jock bitches are too concerned with winning to go out there and giver’ like a party girl flashing her tits, so I never really bothered with them.

This is Justine Henin doing some stretches and showing off her cameltoe, proving something I was never really sure about, and that is that jock bitches have vaginas. I saw the movie Ladybug when I was younger and just assumed that all women in sport were just dudes dressed up. Their rippling muscles and broad shoulders kinda brought that point home and if it is in fact the truth, this tennis bitch is doing a good selling job, I am pretty convinced that I am staring at her box…

I guess the other issue is that she has herpes on her lip, proving that she actually has sex, or oral sex, whether it be with dirty dudes or chicks she picks up in parks while in cities she’s playing in, you know to take off the pre-game edge or some shit, but it’s all speculation considering I have never heard of her before today.

All these observations go to prove that cameltoes answer some of life’s great mysteries, and they said dropping out of highschool meant the end of knowledge for me. Liars.

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