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2007

30

Apr

I am – Christina Applegate in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s nothing more fun than a washed up celebrity who hires two fat chicks to hang out with her on the beach, but pretend they don’t know her, in efforts to make herself look hotter and thinner and less washed up than she actually is.

I know that you all wanted to fuck this bitch when she was on Married With Children because TV was different then, and openly slutty girls who dressed in slutty clothes and talked about slutty things were fucking rare. We had limited selection and being guys we were easy to fucking please. I remember when I’d go to the video store and hunt down movies with nudity. I’d read the rating and if the tag said nudity, I’d rent it, because I never really cared about the story but I did care about the fucking tits. I guess there’s pretty much nudity in every movie now, probably because I wasn’t the only one renting movies this way. I also guess that in a lot of ways, Christina Applegate paved the way for the sluts of today and I guess we should all thank her for that by rubbing one out to these not so hot pics.

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