I was walking by the local Subway and saw this skinny fucking bitch eating a 12 inch sandwich and thought to myself that I must have a pretty fucking slow metabolism because if I don’t even eat a 12 inch sandwich. Maybe I am a pussy who eats like a girl is supposed to eat. Maybe it’s more of a financial decision for me, because Subway, despite being fucking disgusting, costs money I don’t have, so getting anything there is like going all out for me. Either way, I still look like Jarred, before the Subway diet changed his life, so the fact that I have a bitch’s appetite really doesn’t upset me all that much. What would upset me is if I was the motherfucker taking her on a date, and she ordered that shit, I’d have to tell her to slow the fuck down on the food and call her a fat whore, even if bitch looked like the meth addicts I once bagged….
Either way, the forum was a bit of a bust, but that’s okay, I’ll keep it up anyway. I figure it will become a great place for spammers to destroy…. Here are my links….For the record, this is the best link dump on the internet according to me, tell your friends….
Britney Spears in Her First Concert in a Long Time Dressed Like a Slut and I am Lovin’ It…
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Katie Holmes Getting Sexy on Set with Someone Who Isn’t Tom Cruise
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Lilly Allen Smoking on her Way to the Gym
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Fergie Out in Mom Jeans
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Kirsten Dunst’s Foot Fungus
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Hayden Panettiere Out in Short Shorts with her Brother
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Some More Taylor Cole – Hot Surfer Pics
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Carmen Electra Body Painted and Hot in Epic Movie
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Boogie – Video of 2 Girls Dancing
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Playboy Centerfold Busted on Cocaine Trafficking Charges…
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Photobucket Tit Licking’
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More High School Musical Bikini Pics
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Alessia Marcuzzi Nip Slip On TV
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Some Girl Gets Camera Phone Pic of Some Dude Who Exposed Himself to Her on the Subway like a Pervert…
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This is a Chocolate Asshole
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A Little Waist Watcher Porn Coverage
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50 Cent is Selling his Connecticut Home that has 52 Rooms and Some of Those Rooms are Fucking Weird….
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Breakdancing Around The World Video
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This Video Is Called WTF
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Amazing Dinosaur Prehistoric Video
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Lohan Plans on Going Crazy on her 21st Birthday in July
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Photobucket Foot Fetish Pics
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Gisele Has a New Employer Already
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Victoria Beckham Rockin’ a Hot Red Dress
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Petra Nemcova Lookin’ Awkward the the Spider Man 3 Premiere
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Ricky Martin is Gay on the Beach
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Pitt – Jolie Family Arrive in Prague
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Angelina Jolie Gives Some Dude a Lap Dance
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Amazing Waterbed Prank
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Shitty Beatboxer Trying Out for Some Show…
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Beautiful Agony is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Afghan Army Training Video
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A Whole Lot of Night Club Portraits
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Adriana Lima at the NYC Premiere of Spiderman 3
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Dimetre’s Girl in her Bra
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Some Slut’s Photobucket I think I’ve Already Linked
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Weird Topless Painted Up Freak
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Photobucket Upskirt
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Some Crazy Girl FIght
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Dude Dancing like a Queen at a Sports Game
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Samantha Hot Body on Photobucket
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Blake from American Idol Beat Boxes Through a Bon Jovi Song, I Fuckin’ Hate Beat Boxing Because it’s Gay so I hate to admit that he killed it….but I think he killed it….
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Bathroom Dance Show/Strip/Whatever the Fuck This Is….
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Check out Barbara Streisand’s Big Ol’ Titties
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Sex on the Beach Video – NSFW
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Lesson in Gynecology Video is My New Porn
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Night Vision Sex Tape – NSFW
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You need sex and I need money – This will achieve Both Those Things – Thanks
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