I drank all day in the sun at a place I was told strippers go to tan during the day. I figured it meant they would be in the pool and in bikinis and I decided it was worth going. I got a little sun stroke and probably fell in love 15 times, even though the girls there weren’t actually strippers but were just average or sub-par chicks in bikinis. The reality is that any bikini is a good bikini and I was spending most of my drunken day checking out some hefty bitch who thought wearing a really small bikini to show off her tits to distract me from her gut… turns out she was right. Unfortunately, where there are girls in bikinis, there are men in new age euro speedos that are pretty much boy shorts for girls on guys. I think that woulda been your favorite part of the day. Homo.
I still did my links because I figure you deserve them….I am behind on posts and I blame the booze.
Serena Williams is a Scary Man in a Bikini
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Megan Fox is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Greasy Girls Getting Lubed Up in Video
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Kelly Ripa’s Bikini Ass
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Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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Laure Manaudou See Through Bathing Suit
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Lohan Out of Control Stories from Her Bodyguard With Pics Of Her in Her Underwear
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Italian Couple Masturbating in Public
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Whoopi Goldberg Takes Over the View Because Hollywood Squares Isn’t Around Anymore
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Vanity Fair Did 20 Different Covers For Africa, These are the Covers
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Victoria Beckham Pitchin at the Dodgers Game
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Carmen Electra Dancing at the Spike Guy’s Awards in Lingerie
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Britney and K-Fed Are Probably Still Banging
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Some Chick Named Shay Lauren Everyone Loves Showing Off Her Box With Her Friend
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Girl Hates Getting Fisted
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Some Summertime Bikini Pictures
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FleshFlick – Sex In The Tent
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Some Frat Does Some Smooth Criminal Performance – This is It Because You Don’t Care
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pam Anderson 1992 Playboy Spread
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Some Katherine Heigl With No Make-Up
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Lohan’s Knife Pictures Were Stolen By The Paparazzi From her Car Because They Are Cocksuckers
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Penelope Cruz Lookin’ Hot Partying
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Lilly Allen Lookin’ Fat in Elle Magazine
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Brooke Shield’s Hiking Nipples
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Kendra from Girls Next Door Washing Her Car
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Arab Girl Gets Reprimanded For Not Wearing a veil
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Borat’s Girlfriend is Hot Pregnant Knocked Up Unmarried Slut of the Day
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A Couple More Pregnant Sluts
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Some Dude Named Patrick Dempsey in a Dress Because He’s a Fag
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Some Japanese Fart Study I don’t Understand
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Porn That Isn’t Porn No More
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Water Balloon To The Nuts Prank
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Naked Foam Party in Some Other Country
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Video of Some Chick Walking Around
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Some Chick Named Teanna Kai’s Photoshoot Video
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Chinaman Escapes Bush Crash Death Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carolina Pampita Ardohan Bikini Pics
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Wicked Weasel Chick Showing Off Her Tits
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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