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2007

18

Jun

I am – Nicole Richie Is Pregnant of the Day

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I thought that Nicole Richie’s form of contraception was letting dudes cum in her because being an anorexic bitch who weighs less than 100 pounds means you can’t get knocked up. Too bad it didn’t work out for her because now this little rat faced slut is carrying motherfuckin’ Good Charlotte loser to the world’s spawn and that means we should hope she crashes that car she’s in or is too mal-nourished to bring the baby to term, to prevent polluting the world.

If she does somehow pull through on this pregnancy, that motherfucking thing may be born into money but is going to have to deal with having lame fucking parents that it will be forced to be ashamed of for the next 20 years of its life before becoming a drug addicted socialite like its mother was or maybe it will take it’s privileged life and find misery in it that can be turned into song leading to becoming a “successful musician” like its father, because as this Joel Madden asshole proves, you don’t need any musical talent to make it in the industry, you just need to dress like a clown from the suburbs and have a marketing team market you like some sort of hardcore artist with something important to say like “I Just Want to Live” that makes teenage girls go crazy so that they buy your shitty albums and cut out pictures of you from magazines to decorate their wall.

I think the reality behind this whole scandal is that bitch decided she wanted to start eating a again in her “detox” from drugs. This lead to a weight gain and instead of being called fat, bitch was like “If I go to the maternity clinic people will just assume I’ve got reason to rock this gunt”. Whether she’s pregnant or not she’s still a useless piece of shit and I doubt this baby ever sees the light of day. I guess the other real issue behind all this is why Nicole Richie lame Jewish dudes who are involved in music like stickin’ their dicks in her….I’ll think about that and get back to you on it.

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