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2007

21

Jun

I am – Sophie Monk's Boyfriend is a Fucking Cunt of the Day

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I got hate mail from someone defending Jennifer Garner saying that I don’t respect her because she isn’t a little tart and that she can actually act. They went on to say how I hate women who aren’t sluts and have talent. My answer to her is that if Jennifer Garner could act, she would have more of a career than her piece of shit Alias show. If she wasn’t a slut, she wouldn’t let men she wasn’t married to drop load in her box like it was moving day and if I hated women who had talent I’d never have had good sex in my life because talent comes in many forms and I like the ones that feel best.

I am all for girls who are good at what they do, but when being good at acting is their “talent” I don’t really take it seriously because in life there are much more substantial things to be talented in, whether it is singing, painting, caring for sick kids, or giving me an amazing blowjob, not that I’d really enjoy it that much since I can’t get it up.

If it makes you people who think I am a woman hater happy, I just want you to know that I also hate dudes with no talent. This Good Charlotte brother is as equally lame as his twin brother and he may be baggin’ a hot chick but hot chicks generally like losers and that doesn’t mean he’s good at what he does.

I like to think it’s got something to do with hot chicks like dudes with lots of money. I guess it could also have to do with them having huge cocks. I have yet to meet a dude who is totally down to earth with a big cock. I am not a cock expert and I don’t check out dudes I meet, but I do know that every dude I’ve met who has told me or who a chick has told me had a huge cock has been just as big a cunt as the kind of cunt his meat needs to fit in. I remember reading something about intelligence being directly related to genital size, and I know that if I had a huge cock, I wouldn’t be sitting at a computer all day writing a site all day, I’d be out showing it to girls.

Big dick or not, this Madden can’t hid the fact that he fucking sucks behind his tattoos but I’d still watch the sex tape because Sophie Monk is may not be smart enough to not sleep with this fool, but she does keep her distance in public and that’s one step closer to dumping him.

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